The “Blindfold” Test: The ultimate reality check is that if you remove the performative aspect of male bravado—the need to impress friends or fit into internet culture—individual preferences become incredibly varied and surprisingly mild. Put a man in a private, pressure-free environment, and his true desires might lean toward a simple, pretty smile, a soft voice, or a woman with an entirely average body who makes him feel loved. The loud obsession with nyash and breasts is often just a socially constructed costume that Nigerian men wear in public.